Destructo likes to watch an episode of Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood in the mornings when he first wakes up. I guess it is like his morning cup of coffee or something. I am okay with this because it allows me to make his breakfast without him climbing my leg the entire time. This morning breakfast was ready and I called for him and was met with ignoring.
I went into the living room where he was sitting in the recliner and got on his level and whispered "Destructo breakfast is ready. Come eat." since talking in a normal tone of voice wasn't working. He whispered right back without taking his eyes of the TV "No." All right then. I died laughing and let him finish his morning fix before I forced him to come eat.
This is also the same little boy who a few nights back checked the dog for "junk" and asked if Daddy and Mommy had "junk." I don't know if I should be horrified that I have said would you get your hands off your junk because you are getting poop everywhere while changing diapers enough that he actually learned it or if I should be amazed that he is smart enough to associate girls/boys based on if they have junk or not. Oh parenting. It sure is a funny ride.