How far along: 38 weeks.
Total weight gain: Up 28 pounds. Well it is more like 27.5 pounds but I prefer no decimal numbers.
Maternity clothes: Yes. I have also confiscated my husband's shirt.
Stretch marks: They are all over my hips and butt even onto my upper legs.
Sleep: What is this sleep you speak of? Even taking Unisom, I am up a lot of the night. Poor Mr. Destructo has relegated himself to sleeping in the recliner in the living room since I am up so gosh darn much.
Best moment of this week: Just spending a bit of time with Destructo before he has to share me with newbie. I love watching him ride his bike. He is getting so fast on it.
Miss anything: Not going through a roll of toilet paper every single day.
Movement: He had a dance party of epic proportions the other night. Other than that he has been normal or even quieter than normal.
Food cravings: Ugh nothing. I am having a lot of queasiness so no food cravings. I am just happy when I want to eat period.
Have you started to show yet: I am huge. End of story.
Gender: Baby boy who will probably never have a name.
Labor signs: Lots of labor signs this week. I got checked Wednesday out of sheer curiosity. I am 2 cm dilated and 70% effaced. I am having a ton of cramping, a few contractions, lots of pressure. Plus some other signs that might or might not be early labor signs. I am super queasy today and no appetite. I have had the chills on and off and just feel off. I am irritable and anxious and feel weird.
Belly button in or out: Out yuck. I actually don't think it can get any further out.
Wedding rings on or off: Off. My hands are completely swollen and now my feet are a bit swollen as well.
Happy or moody most of the time: Very anxious and scatter brained this week. I am just ready to fast forward and have life settle back down.